Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Birthday Card

This hilarious greeting card is designed and handmade in Brisbane, Australia by Greetings From Hell. Give them a greeting card they'll remember. Measuring 5 inch x 7 inch (12.7cm x 17.7cm), laboriously handcrafted from smooth, matte white card and hinged for ease of opening.

Includes a recycled brown envelope. It's empty inside, just like you.